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Cat JokesQ: How many cats does it take to knock someone down the stairs? A: Two. One to stand behind Their feet and the other to fly screaming in their face while trying to claw out their eyes.Cat Jokes
Q: What's a Calico cat's favorite food? A: The blood of the innocent.
Q: How many times can a person poke a Siamese cat before it gets up and leaves? A: Supposedly ten times, but most people aren't willing to lose that many fingers.
Q: How can you tell when a cat is upset? A: When you realize you're bleeding and you don't know when it happened.
Q: When does a cat not land on
by ~InvisibleSpoon
Oh Brave Little PlumberOh brave little plumber, Who fights across the land! The people are opressed By the evil king's hand!Oh Brave Little Plumber
Fly through the air Atop the heads of thine foes! Smash the fiends' skulls All the way down to their toes!
Eat all your mushrooms, So your head reaches higher! Ingest random foliage, So you can breathe fire!
Climb in your pipes, hero! Clean out the filth! Trudge through the sewers Without regard for your health!
Rescue your princess, Oh brave little plumber! Fight the evil king! (Who gets dumber and dum
by ~InvisibleSpoon
Dogs are DisgustingDogs are disgusting, They'll eat anything. They're loud, they smell, And they roll in dead things.Dogs are Disgusting
Dogs will eat anything, They have a knack For eating things so foul, It turns their mouth black.
Dogs like to bark At nothing but air. As soon as night comes, They howl without care.
Dogs have a worse smell Than anything alive, A comination of everything That has ever died.
Now, dogs have some good traits, I will admit that it's true. But those traits are tiny, And those traits are few.
by ~InvisibleSpoon
How?How is the sky The color of blue? How is it different Between me and you?How?
How did God make The birds and the bees? How did He make The wind in the trees?
How come the big Walk over the small? How come the short Give way for the tall?
How can you break What's already broken? How can you speak When greater have spoken?
How can you take What's already taken? How can you save What has been forsaken?
by ~InvisibleSpoon
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Final GoodbyeOh, so long I’ve been waiting Craving the time when I’ll hear that angelic chime ring through my head To taste the freedom I so deeply desire To catch glimpse of what it feels like to have true happinessFinal Goodbye
To utter words of true hate to so many To laugh in the face of my enemy To wave to those I know To embrace the sunlight of a new day
My hands are trembling with excitement My heart skips beat with every second Each minute passed, my breathe becomes shorter The clock’s a tickin’ away Hurry!
Then it happens
Innocent chaos envelopes us
by ~Mistress-Of-Sorrow
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- Current Residence: Texas.
- Interests: Mostly poetry, but I like drawing a little too.
- Favourite movie: Too many to list just one.
- Favourite genre of music: Most things with a steady beat.
- Favourite style of art: Everything
- Operating System: Windows Vista (despite trying my best to avoid it)
- Favourite game: Any of the older Legend of Zelda's.
- Favourite gaming platform: Computer or any handheld system.
- Favourite cartoon character: I don't watch TV. Unless there's a good movie on.
- Personal Quote: Meh.
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I have many poems,
Some are funny, some are sad.
A few of them are very good;
But most of them are bad.
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She's got the Looks
To Make It
To Fake It
To Take It
To Break It
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じしf_, )ノ THE CAT LIKES MSTRKRFT
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WARNING Excessive holding of Sammie and bailey, two dearly loved Yorkie puppies, when not done by Mistress-Of-Sorrow herself, may result in biting, growling, scratching, and possible serious injury may occur...by me. Stay away.
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